| Name: | Drunken Dumplings |
| Group: | Target |
| Venue: | Rickshaw |
| Captain: | Donna Hucklebee |
| Co-Captain: | Bird Arzoumanian |
| Team Rating: | 23 |
| Roster (10 Players) | IPR | M | PPM | POPS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andyroo Callan | 2 | 6 | 3.416 | 0.414 | |
| Bear Logan | 1 | 6 | 4.083 | 0.505 | |
| Bird Arzoumanian | 5 | 4 | 4.875 | 0.590 | |
| Brooke Albright | 2 | 6 | 3.333 | 0.408 | |
| Donna Hucklebee | 2 | 6 | 3.000 | 0.363 | |
| Emi Bee | 1 | 6 | 2.333 | 0.280 | |
| Genevieve Forrester | 1 | 6 | 2.250 | 0.278 | |
| Matt Galbraith | 5 | 6 | 5.083 | 0.622 | |
| Nadine Scarlett | 3 | 2 | 3.750 | 0.468 | |
| Noah Rubin | 1 | 4 | 3.750 | 0.454 | |
| Schedule | ||||
| 1 | 09-14-2026 | @ | Pinballycule | L 51-72 |
| 2 | 09-21-2026 | vs | Flippin Big Points | L 53-72 |
| 3 | 09-28-2026 | @ | Bad Cats | L 62-65 |
| 4 | 10-05-2026 | vs | Admiraballs | L 61-62 |
| 5 | 10-12-2026 | vs | Zoo Crew | W 76-53 |
| 6 | 10-19-2026 | @ | Seacorns | L 56-65 |
| 7 | 10-26-2026 | vs | Drain in Hell | |
| 8 | 11-02-2026 | @ | Northern Lights | |
| 9 | 11-09-2026 | vs | Sharks | |
| 10 | 11-16-2026 | @ | The Trailer Trashers | |